I really try to make these a weekly thing but what with one thing and another I have no brain right now. So...
Aries:
Get a smallpox vaccination if you can.
Taurus:
Mask up. Stay masked. Wash your hands.
Gemini:
Maybe just don't breathe when anybody else is anywhere nearby.
Cancer:
Isolate as much as you can.
Leo:
Today would be an excellent day to let Governor Abbott know that he's a homicidal asshole and we all know it. Honestly, it's amazing that God would waste skin on somebody like that.
Virgo:
Definitely get tested.
Libra:
Sleep. You probably need it.
Scorpio:
This has to end sometime, doesn't it?
Sagittarius:
Doom. Doooooooooom...
Capricorn:
All things in moderation, especially fevers.
Aquarius:
There is no ethical medical system under Capitalism.
Pisces:
A milkshake would probably soothe your throat.
Check back next week for more delightful and uplifting glimpses into what the stars have in store for us.
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