...you're so disgusted with the state of the world that you literally can't think of anything worth posting.
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Ecuador?? Fucking Ecuador???
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
No more adventures!
Okay, so these were pretty cool people and I was happy to help them... until now. I mean yeah, okay, a wood elf with glowing runes imprinted on his face; a dragonborn berserker who thought he was a lizardfolk; and a humanoid frog with poisonous skin who acted as their priest. It was a weird group. But they saved me when my magic ran wild and the insects I was enlarging became huge instead of just big. So I threw in with them.
It worked out pretty well. I could enlarge the dragonborn and let him do his thing with the flaming sword, and then hang back and throw the easier spells that didn't require my concentration. That was right up until we went down into the Sunken City, and started dealing with all the mechanical beings they'd left behind.
Alvedes was the guy who'd hired us, and he was pretty cool but he wasn't a warrior in any sense. He wanted Ahriman's Tome, the grimoire of the long-dead witch-king. He led us in, directed us to the Planetarium and took the mapping crystal from it. Then we discovered the Sunken Palace, where we found several useful things, but also a lot of mechanical defenders... and for the most part, we were doing well, until we got close to the King's Library.
A thousand tons of fallen stone had closed it away, and a Steel Predator roused itself to chase us out. I've never come so close to dying in my life.
We made it back to Riftguard. I'm going to join the college here, and stay the hell away from any ruins in the Rifts.
Monday, March 2, 2026
Iran
And now we're bombing Iran.
I'm just sitting with that.
We're not At War, because the President can't do that by himself, and Congress hasn't even been informed, let along declared war. Instead, we're just... at war. But at least we have good reasons for going to war, even if nobody's actually managed to say what they are or what the plan actually is.
And of course the first reports I'm hearing is that we've already managed to bomb a primary school full of little girls, with eighty-five dead.
I hate this. I hate it so much. It's going be Iraq all over again, on steroids.
The things I would be doing right now if I had Vast Supernatural Powers...
Update: the air strike killed more than one hundred children.