Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Random Parenting Stream of Consciousness

What is this I don't even that shouldn't be possible how did you fit all that into your diaper how did that even come out of you it's bigger than you are and you're violating the Conservation of Mass here and oh my God the SMELL I just it's horrible shouldn't have inhaled and for the love of all that's holy WHY???


  1. At the risk of TMI, be grateful it's your kid and not you. I'm trying to figure out how to get to the doctor's office tomorrow morning. Okay, it doesn't outmass me or take up a volume greater than mine, but it's been miserable all day.

  2. Heh. Yeah, there is that. Hope you get to feeling better soon.


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