Monday, July 25, 2011

Terrifying Phrases - a random countdown

The most terrifying six words in the English language: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

The most terrifying five words in the English language: "Somebody wipe my bottom please!" (Best if it's a small child shouting from the far end of the house.)

The most terrifying four words in the English language: "While you're at it..." (Just when you thought it you might actually finish the project...)

The most terrifying three words in the English language: "Here, taste this."
(For bonus points, you can also use, "Gross - taste this!")

The most terrifying two words in the English language: "Overdraft fees."

The most terrifying word in the English language: "Soulmate."


  1. Ten terrifying words: Let's see if I still remember how to do this….
    Nine terrifying words: It's okay if you only do it standing up.
    Eight terrifying words: It's cheaper if I just fix it myself.
    Seven terrifying words: Hey, not all Tea Partiers are insane!
    Six terrifying words: We don't need to get directions.
    Five terrifying words: What does this button do?

  2. I like! We could get a full Top Ten list together now!

  3. Stop it, you two. I'm terrified!!


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