So I'm looking through my SPAM folder, and I start to notice some disturbing patterns.
Dr. Max Member is offering to, um, "enhance my manhood". Presumably, once I've done that, I can go on to the next email:
Canadian Pharmacy is offering my THE BEST PRICES on Cialis and Viagra. With my newly-enlarged anatomy and low-price chemical performance-enhancers, I'm now prepared for the next step:
Sexy Adriana wants to know if I'm there, and if I'll please come online. (It's so nice to be wanted!) So presumably, with all my preparation in place, I can hook up with Sexy Adriana. Which will lead, inevitably, to the last email in my SPAM folder:
Get her flowers for Mother's Day.
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...I wish I was making that up. But, no, that was really what my SPAM folder looked like this morning.
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