Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Pinnacle Of Awesome

Anyone who's been on the Internet for any length of time is aware of Internet memes: LOLcats, for example. Or strange and wondrous phrases ("All your ____ are belong to us.") Ninjas. Pirates.

Mostly, they're amusing. Every once in a while, though, an Internet meme gets out of hand.

I'm thinking, in particular, of bacon.

Bacon is awesome. Bacon is wonderful. Bacon is the best thing to come along since, well, ever.

Bacon is so awesome that it must be incorporated into everything. Thus, we now have bacon-flavored salt. Freeze-dried survival bacon. You can even purchase your very own talking, plush bacon to hug and cuddle between bites of bacon. I am not making this up.

You can get bacon-flavored mints, bacon-scented air fresheners, bacon flavored popcorn, and baconnaise. And I have to admit that those things are, well, pretty freakin' awesome.

But I have something better. The ultimate expression of bacon-loving. The pinnacle of awesome. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

...bacon-flavored bacon.

I ask you, can it get any more awesome than that?


  1. It Can:

    Bacon-flavored bacon covered in real bacon bits with a pinch of bacon-flavored salt.

  2. You aren't worried that that might cross some sort of Event Horizon Of Awesome, and collapse under the weight of its own coolness, thus ending all of life as we know it?


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