Reality TV

I have a new idea for a reality TV show. Yes, really. It'll be a big hit, and I'll make a million dollars. I promise.

Here's the setup: we'll follow a group of young women who are considering a major new career path. The show will give them a chance to live and work in their chosen field (ostensibly so they can learn more about it), but mainly it'll be an excuse to see just how much sh*t they'll put up with. We can get the usual run of characters - you know, the sweet one, the bitchy one, the slob, the obsessive organizer - and maybe add a panel of judges to provide sarcastic commentary.

So what's the twist? Well, these girls are on their way to become nuns.

We'll call it The Wimple Life.