Thursday, July 28, 2022

End of July horoscopes: Indiana Jones Variations

Aries:
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Taurus:
Wasps. Why did it have to be wasps?

Gemini:
Spiders. Why did it have to be spiders?

Cancer:
Rats. Why did it have to be rats?

Leo:
Turkeys. Why did it have to be turkeys?

Virgo:
Hippos. Why did it have to be hippos?

Libra:
Cassowaries. Why did it have to be cassowaries?

Scorpio:
Jehovah's Witnesses. Why did it have to be Jehovah's Witnesses?

Sagittarius:
Wolves. Why did it have to be wolves?

Capricorn:
Bison. Why did it have to be bison?

Aquarius:
Corgis. Why did it have to be corgis?

Pisces:
Piranhas. Why did it have to be piranhas?

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