Beautiful Woman: "You're up."
Me: "Yep. Already had my brain eaten, too."
Beautiful Woman: "The boys ate your brains?"
Me: "Well, Firstborn did."
Beautiful Woman: "Firstborn, did you eat your daddy's brains?"
Firstborn: "Yes."
Beautiful Woman: "Firstborn! Don't eat your daddy's brains until after you've finished your pancakes. Brains are a dessert, not a meal."
Firstborn: (giggles) "I'll go finish my pancakes now."
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