The clucking chickens... explodid!Firstborn giggled as I read. I swear, I don't know where he gets this stuff. It's very mysterious.
The baby goats... got poisened!
Barbara... is a witch.
All the elephants... went boom!
The zookeeper... lit explosive seeds.
The bears... hunted for black holes.
Those tigers... had hydregen bombs.
Many people... went to the town of silent hill.
A sleeping bat... exploded upside down.
The balloon man... flew out of the world.
Also, one of these days I'm going to have to write a story which includes the sentence, "Those tigers had hydrogen bombs!"