Saturday, March 8, 2014

Adventures in Parenting, Part 527b

Things I never thought I'd find myself saying to my child:

"Quit putting piggies on the floating platform! It's not big enough for them, and there's nothing to eat. All they can do is fall off, die, and become bacon!"

Firstborn's response? "Yay! Bacon!"

It's Minecraft, so apparently they actually drop porkchops when they die. I think. I don't even know...

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