A Brief Bit of Parental Venting

AAARRRRRRRRRRRGH. Sweet child, I realize you're a seven-year-old boy, but would you please quit arguing with us every time we tell you not to do something? Especially -- and I want you to pay extra attention to this particular point -- especially when it puts you in the position of explaining to us at length on topics you know almost nothing about??? Just. Stop. It's okay to say, "Oh, I didn't know that," adjust your behavior, and carry on. I promise.