So, I got involved in this game on Facebook yesterday...
I was walking down your street when I saw her. She was a lady in red, and she was simply irresistible. She said, "Let's go to bed!" Problem was, I had a girlfriend, and I didn't want to end up in a bizarre love triangle. So I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to turn you on."
She said, "Don't be such a goody two shoes. Anyway, what's love got to do with it? Just take me home tonight."
She was hot hot hot, but I was in too much of a hurry to break my stride. So I said, "I'm movin' on."
She said, "Where will you go?"
So I told her: "Africa. But I come from a land down under."
She shrugged. "It's a cruel, cruel summer. Maybe you'll have a change of heart."
My response? "Don't rush me."
Okay, your turn...