Me: "Okay, I'll be at my desk."
Trainee: "As soon as Co-worker gets here, I'll have her cover the phone."
Me: "Great. We have a plan. Yay, plans. This is one is just like a real plan, except for the parts that involve actual planning. Yay, plans."
I... might be slightly overtired this morning. My Tact Shield doesn't seem to be working right.