Me: "Firstborn, please don't take that in to Secondborn. We're trying to get him to go to sleep."
Firstborn: "But it will make him feel better."
Me: "Okay, fine. Go on in and give it to him, but be quick."
Firstborn: "Here you go, Secondborn."
Me: "Look, Secondborn. Firstborn brought you a facehugger. Doesn't that make you feel better?"
Firstborn: "You can play with it as much as you want."
Secondborn: {{CUDDLES FACEHUGGER}}
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...Every family has conversations like this, right?
Every kid should have a facehugger cuddly toy.
ReplyDeleteFirst I had to look up "facehugger."
ReplyDeleteAfter which, I have two things to say--
1: Ewwww.
2: that's your boys!
Yes and yes.
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