Secondborn charges into the room with a Nerf sword. Secondborn attacks Daddy, landing a flurry of blows.
Daddy feints, disarms, and tosses the Nerf weapon onto the bench behind him. Secondborn squeaks and runs away.
Secondborn returns with a Nerf axe. Daddy disarms him. Secondborn squeaks and runs away.
Daddy sits down and tries to preview some music.
Secondborn comes screaming back into the room with another Nerf sword and begins to attack with a flurry of blows.
Daddy dodges, disarms him, and sends him back out of the room.
Daddy begins to settle back onto the bench.
Secondborn makes a run for the Nerf armory in his closet...
The battle, it seems, is far from over -- but the threat of Bedtime looms ever closer.