Judging from the political situation in your country, Michael, I'd worry much more about a clown apocalypse than I would about any zombies.
Maybe the clowns and the zombies will fight it out, and we can just clean up whatever's left? Probably not. I'll tell you, though, when I designed that bunker I made it proof against zombies and velociraptors. I never expected to have to deal with clowns.
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