Me: "Boys... it's now Last Call For Food. However, your mother is baking cookies. So if you want to wait until their done, I'm prepared to offer you a cookie-based extension."
Secondborn: "I want a cookie!"
Firstborn: "What kind of cookies are they?"
Me: "Delicious."
Firstborn: "But what kind are they?"
Me: "Garlic and onion sugar cookies with bacon frosting."
On a related note, Firstborn has a remarkably eloquent and well-practiced face-palm gesture.
Haha. That was great.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteGarlic chocolate chip cookies are surprisingly tasty. While I doubt that adding onion would improve things any, I bet bacon frosting would. Mmmmm... bacon
ReplyDeleteSo, of course, after I finish posting, it occurs to me to search for bacon to see if it actually exists.
ReplyDeleteOf course it exists! Bacon-flavored everything exists!
ReplyDeleteI've never actually tried garlic chocolate chip cookies. I'll have to do that.
If you do, please post a review, offspring's reactions included.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, I left out a "frosting" in my previous comment.