Wednesday, August 17, 2016

A Rhetorical Financial Question

I am sick and tired of being a responsible adult. Can I please spend just one week being rich, pampered, and slightly obnoxious? Do I not have a ridiculously affluent relative who will give me $30,000,000 with the condition that I have to spend it all within thirty days in order to receive the full $300,000,000 inheritance? Will the world not rise up and shower my clear and obvious genius with money, fame, and social status?

...Oh. Yeah. Right.

Never mind, carry on.


  1. I hope you're able to do this someday. Being a responsible adult is really hard sometimes.


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