Secondborn: "Can I got outside in the snow?"
Me: "You have no pants."
Seconborn: "Now can I go outside in the snow?"
Me: "You put on one glove. You still have no pants. Where are your pants?"
Secondborn: "I tink dey are hiding outside."
Me: "Your pants are not hiding outside. Where did you put them? Find your pants."
Secondborn: "Here dey are!"
Me: "That's good, but you still have to put them on before you get to go outside."