I really don't have anything prepped for the Blog o' Doom here today, but I'm doing microfictions over on Twitter and you're welcome to swing by and get a monster of your very own. (Ignore the date; the offer's good until midnight EST tonight.) I'll probably collect all the monsters and repost them here -- like some sort of horrible zoo -- on Monday.
All right, friends and acquaintances: it's Thursday morning, and we've made it to October. In honor of that (and to help get us through the panapocalyptic disaster that is 2020), reply to this tweet between now and midnight EST and I'll tell you about your very own monster.— Michael Mock (@MockRamblings) October 1, 2020