I was going to write about the last episode of the DnD game (the one I play in, not the one I'm running for the boys) but I was too tired. So, instead, you get today's horoscopes as I posted them on Twitter:
Aries:
You'll discover an ancient manuscript hidden behind a false wall in the closet. If you decide to translate it, do *not* read any part out loud.
Libra:
Today will be a day for resolving interpersonal problems. It'll be tricky, but you'll manage. Dishwashing detergent mixed with water will do better than baking soda to get the blood out of the carpet.
Taurus:
Pick your battles today. No, not those battles. That's a bad choice. Pick different battles. You really need to rethink this whole strategy.
Scorpio:
Don't let anyone get their claws into you today. Get your claws into them instead. Use fangs if needed. And venom. Just go ahead and use as much venom as you need. You're a fearsome beast, so act like it.
Gemini:
You won't know if you're coming or going today. You *really* need to fix the oscillation modulator on your prototype teleportation pod.
Sagittarius:
Oh, you really shouldn't have done that. Just go back home now and find a place to hide for a while. It should all blow over in a few days, as long as nobody sees you.
Cancer:
Don't hide your flame under a bushel. Share it with the world. All the world. Watch it burn. Savor the inferno.
Capricorn:
All you really need to know about today is that the idiot who cut you off in traffic this morning is going to get into a really bad accident going home. Also, you're welcome.
Leo:
Great things are coming your way soon. They're bloodthirsty and really fast. You should really start running. Now. Water will throw them off the scent.
Aquarius:
Check the wards on your home, and keep some ash and oak nearby. You're going to need them.
Virgo:
Following the left wall won't work. The maze keeps changing. It'll only let you out if you coax it, so just keep talking about how cool the place is while you make your way along.
Pisces:
Today will bring an end to strife, and possibly all life on the planet as well; make sure your shelter is fully stocked, and you don't need to make a last-minute run for whiskey or chocolate.
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