Friday, December 23, 2016

Vignette with Bacon

Me: "COOK ALL THE BACON!"

Firstborn: "Ooooh. With my one working nostril, I smell bacon!"

Me: "That is because I am COOKING THE BACON."

Firstborn: "Mmmm. Bacon."

Me: "Step away from the bacon."

Firstborn: "..."

Me: "..."

Firstborn: "STEAL ALL THE BACON! I am THE BACON THIEF!"

Me: "You have stolen my freshly-cooked bacon. I can never forgive you for this."

Firstborn: ::munching sounds retreating rapidly into the distance::

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