Thulsa Trump

So, my brain did one of those things where I wondered what it would look like if you had Donald Trump speaking Thulsa Doom's lines. It... works pretty well, actually.

But it's the final run of dialogue, when Doom is preaching to his disciples, that really works best for me:

The only real problem I have doing is this is that Thulsa Doom makes Trump sound far more literate and coherent than he actually is.