Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Snappy Answers to Pop Songs

Locked Away:
If I got locked away
And we lost it all today
Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?
Answer: Honey, what exactly have you just done? What did you do?

I'm going to swing from the chandelier...
Answer: Really? You may look like only weigh about as much as my cat, but I still don't think it'll hold you.

Uma Thurman:
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman...
Answer: Go for it. Not seeing a problem here.


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  2. This could be fun...

    When I'm Sixty-Four:

    Will you still need me, will you still feed me
    When I'm sixty-four?

    Answer: Honey, if you drool then as much or more than you do now, I think we'll leave that to the personal support workers at the long-term care facility.


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