Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Challenge: Characters to Avoid

(This post is part of the Wednesday Weekly Blogging Challenge. You can find links to other writers' answers over at Long and Short Reviews. I kind of fell off last year, so we'll see how I do with it this year.)

Prompt: Characters I never want to meet...

I mean, let's just start with Hannibal Lecter. I don't think I'd be a likely victim of his -- don't fit the profile -- but who really wants to find that out? I like my liver right where it is. 

I'll just follow that one up with the Witch-king of Angmar. I'm both mortal and man, so I have exactly zero chance of killing him, and unless maybe we've negotiated a nice, fawning interview for Middle Earth News Network there's a pretty decent chance that he kills me very thoroughly, probably without even really noticing. 

Freddy Krueger might find me to be surprisingly difficult prey; I've always had interestingly narrative dreams, and frequently with pretty decent control over the direction of events. But, again, why would I want to risk it? Pass. 

Brooke Augustine is one of the most viciously cruel villains ever written; as a non-super-powered civilian, I wouldn't ever want to come to her attention, let alone meet her in person. Keep her and the D.U.P. far, far away from me.


5 comments:

  1. Hannibal Lecter & Freddy Krueger are for sure not characters you would want to meet in a dark alley.

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  2. Hannibal Lecter is popular today. Freddy Krueger is another excellent choice. How many nightmares did he cause us? Thanks for sharing, Michael.

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  3. I know we both thought of Hannibal, but I sure should have thought of Freddy too.

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  4. I’d never heard of Brooke Augustine before, but I’d stay away from him for sure! He sounds terrible.

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  5. Hannible Lecter and Freddy Krueger are great picks. Neither occurred to me. I love them as characters but they're not the sort you'd like to meeting a dark alley.

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