Top Five Reasons to get Furry Nails:
5. You can type in complete silence.
4. You can tickle small children without touching them.
3. That one creepy guy at work? Yeah, he's not hitting on you anymore.
2. Now it's easy to dust those hard-to-reach corners.
1. They make the cat go completely insane.
No, I really have no idea...
#3 would be a good reason to wear them :)
ReplyDeleteYou know, you're the second person to mention that...
ReplyDelete#1, OTOH, sounds like a really bad idea, especially if the cat in question is as prone to biting as mine.
ReplyDeleteOurs is a bit more restrained.
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