Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Stolen!

Me: "Stop! Thief!"

Officer: "What happened?"

Me: "I'm missing an hour! A WHOLE HOUR! It was there when I went to sleep!"

Officer: "..."

Me: "Well?"

Officer: "Fine, I'll put out an APB for the corporeal manifestation of Daylight Savings Time, but I warn you he's a slippery bastard."

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