The Matrix Retold by Mom

Because I'm too busy to write anything of my own, and this is hilarious:



"I don't like violence, so a lot of times I closed my eyes, so I probably missed 'bullet time'."

Sarah Kane vs. Cannibal Corpse

Because I think the end of the world and the utter destruction of all living things really needs more cheerful, catchy anthems:

Real Work Conversations: Nexus Four? No Problem

Boss: "Hey! It looks like the Nexus 4 is out."

Me: "I won't be worried 'til we get to Nexus 7."

Boss: "Really?"

Me: "It'll be more human than human."

Fill In The Book

Someday I would like to write the sort of book that would go with this disclaimer. And by "write" I mean "finish".

That is all.

The Shining Walls, updated!

There's a new post up at The Shining Walls. As usual, any and all corrections, feedback, and shameless compliments are appreciated.

There is something wrong with Teddy

Every once in a while, a Teddy Bear starts to feel bad. But don't worry, with the aid of modern medicine, there's every chance that Teddy can make a full recovery and live a full, happy life.

Real Parenting Conversations: Alphabetizing Words

Firstborn: "A... Nothing with A. B... Before. Oh, and been."

Me: "And what else?"

Firstborn: "Begin."

Me: "And what else?"

Firstborn: "Baby."

Firstborn: "That's a lot of Bs!"

Me: "It is. It is a whole swarm of Bs."

Firstborn: (giggles)