Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Real Work Conversations: Infiltrating The Humans

Me: "LV-426, we need to discuss your behavior among the Earth-humans. There is a thing they do, called 'sleep'..."

My boss: "Yeah. Let me know how that works out for you."

Me: "If you fail to 'sleep' while you are among them, they will realize that you are not one of them. Also, your biomorphic disguise requires this 'sleep' in order to function efficiently."

My boss: {snorts in a vaguely amused manner}

Me: "That is all, LV-426. You may return to your research. Ruaxor prevails."

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