Ladies and gentlemen, my wife:
"Really? You are from Microsoft Office and I have a virus on my computer? Please, PLEASE tell me about it."
"Keep talking. I'm fascinated. I'm RIVETED."
"I'm sure you have so much to share. Tell me more!"
"...He hung up." (Insert impish grin here.) "He probably thought I was keeping him on the line so we could trace the call."