The most terrifying six words in the English language: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
The most terrifying five words in the English language: "Somebody wipe my bottom please!" (Best if it's a small child shouting from the far end of the house.)
The most terrifying four words in the English language: "While you're at it..." (Just when you thought it you might actually finish the project...)
The most terrifying three words in the English language: "Here, taste this."
(For bonus points, you can also use, "Gross - taste this!")
The most terrifying two words in the English language: "Overdraft fees."
The most terrifying word in the English language: "Soulmate."
Ten terrifying words: Let's see if I still remember how to do this….
ReplyDeleteNine terrifying words: It's okay if you only do it standing up.
Eight terrifying words: It's cheaper if I just fix it myself.
Seven terrifying words: Hey, not all Tea Partiers are insane!
Six terrifying words: We don't need to get directions.
Five terrifying words: What does this button do?
I like! We could get a full Top Ten list together now!
ReplyDeleteStop it, you two. I'm terrified!!
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