I was informed yesterday that we have a new rule in our house. It involves inappropriate language. The rule is that if we catch Firstborn using a bad word, he has to go clean his room. If Firstborn catches either of us using a bad word, we have to take him to Target and buy him a toy.
It's an okay rule, I think, and it addresses something that's definitely becoming an issue.
I just hope my wife can afford it.