So, to the great surprise of... well, almost nobody, actually... I haven't snuffed it yet. All the little metabolic functions are humming quietly along, just the way they should (though a bit of food and caffeine wouldn't go amiss). I dropped by the local DPS* this morning, and it turns out my soul is still where it's supposed to be, and doing just fine. So, no problems there either.
I did have a couple of ghosts clustered around me, but they're (former) family members and well-disposed towards me. You could say, in fact, that I'm in good spirits.
I tell you, ever since I shook off those last few engrams and that pesky Body Thetan, life's been good.
Still, a bit more Monty Python never hurts. Bring out yer dead!
* Doctor of Psychical Surgery