There's a lot of strange animals in the world, many of them Australian. The strangest one I ever saw, though, was a cat. What's so strange about a cat? Let me tell you.
For starters, this cat would only eat ducks. He would eat the whole, entire duck in a single gulp. And he ate a lot of ducks. In fact, he ate so many ducks that he could no longer meow or purr. Instead, he quacked. Strangest thing you ever heard.
Well, I'd never seen a cat like this before, so naturally I asked his owner about him. "What sort of cat is that?" I asked.
"Don't you know?" he replied, looking just a little bit puzzled. "It's a duck-filled quacky-puss."