I am sick and tired of being a responsible adult. Can I please spend just one week being rich, pampered, and slightly obnoxious? Do I not have a ridiculously affluent relative who will give me $30,000,000 with the condition that I have to spend it all within thirty days in order to receive the full $300,000,000 inheritance? Will the world not rise up and shower my clear and obvious genius with money, fame, and social status?
...Oh. Yeah. Right.
Never mind, carry on.