Monday, March 9, 2015

The Vital Importance of Stretching

Stretching Exercises for Vampires
"You're trapped in this body for all eternity. Stay flexible."

Stretching Exercises for Werewolves
"You may be a hulking mass of primal rage, but you can still pull something if you don't remember to warm up."

Stretching Exercises for Ghosts
"You can walk through walls, but can you touch your toes?"

High Impact Exercises for Zombies
"Absolutely the most Rigor-less program we've ever developed!"

Yoga Ftagn

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