That's right: the children are staying over at their grandparents' house, and Theodore A. Bear has a night off! What's a stuffed animal to do with such a rare opportunity? Well... now we know:
...Actually, it's a basket for a silent auction for our United Way fundraiser. Total cost was about $16, and I have no idea what it'll bring in. On the other hand, it has alcohol, so it's a sure bet that someone will bid on it.