This may or may not be related to the current state of my own brain... (I'm going to try to have content again soon; right now I'm still recuperating.)
"You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me. He ain't using his brain, he's just watching T.V."
Update: In the comments, Rhoadan suggests this video instead. It's definitely worth a look.
"You know, it almost seems that you're not happy to see me..."
"I don't mean to nitpick, but is this really your plan?"