This morning, I'm introducing a new game. I want you to consider the following bits of dialogue, and tell me whether they were said by superheroes, or by parents. There's an answer key below the cut, so you can check your answers after you finish.
"Are you okay?" "No. He hit me in the face with a firetruck. It hurt."
"Well, I chased her down - but before I could get it back, she swallowed it."
"Fortunately, I caught him just before he hit the ground."