Me: "Okay, I'm going to lunch. If I'm not back in an hour... call the President."
Me, a moment later: "On second thought, the President's an idiot. Don't call the President. Call..."
Co-worker: "Yeah, I'm not coming up with anybody up there that I'd care to call, either."
Me: "National Guard. If I'm not back in an hour, call the National Guard. They can probably still figure out how to get things done."
My filter is just gone, y'all. It's sailed off to the Caribbean and I don't think it's coming back.