On a recent visit to the Dallas Zoo, Firstborn perched himself atop an island of rock in the middle of the artificial stream in the children's play area.
Me: "Come on, Firstborn. If anybody falls in the water, we're going home."
Firstborn: "I am in my natural habitat."
Me: "That is not your natural habitat."
Firstborn: "This is my natural habitat."
Me: "Your natural habitat is in front of a Playstation."
Firstborn laughed and jumped back off the rock.