So, my beautiful wife comes home with the two boys and a whole bunch of groceries. I have been passed out on the bed, but the thunderous stampede puts an end to that, and I climb down to help unload the groceries.
Beautiful Wife: "So... Firstborn snuck some garlic in with the onions for you. He said it was surprise garlic. I put it back when he wasn't looking, but you should probably tell him you found it."
Me: "Okay, sure. Surprise garlic."
The unloading of groceries continues.
Me: "What is this?"
Beautiful Wife: "Dragon fruit. The boys wanted to try it."
Me: "Okay, then."
The unloading of groceries continues.
Beautiful Wife: "Is that bacon?"
Me: "Two pounds of it."
Beautiful Wife: "The boys got bacon for you."
Me: "Looks that way. You didn't know about this?"
Beautiful wife: "I thought that cost more than it should have."
Me: "THE BOYS REALLY LOVE ME!!!"
I've been trying to find a recipe that calls for bacon, garlic, and dragon fruit. There doesn't seem to be such a thing, unfortunately, or I'd share it with you. :D
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad, because it would be AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteHaha.
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