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1. "How do you lose an entire train?"
2. "Do not throw that car at me."
3. "Okay, that's it. You have to stop crushing people's heads."
4. "Annnd, he got away. He's too fast for me."
I gotta admit, number three is the only one I'm having trouble coming up with a parental scenario for. For number four, well, kids got hyperdrive.
Lie on the couch in proximity to a rambunctious six-year-old some time. It'll suddenly get very clear to you, I promise.
Three was the one I had the hardest time coming up with a superhero scenario for. Maybe if it had an exclamation point or two, but the phrasing still seems like someone who is merely annoyed and not horrified at the loss of life.
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