Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Real Work Conversations: Microwave Popcorn

Boss: "It smells like Chinese food."

Me: "Not my fault. I only do bacon. And popcorn, I could do popcorn."

Boss: "Popcorn is good. I can throw popcorn at you."

Me: "A fitting revenge, since you'd be using my own popcorn against me."

Me: "I wonder if anyone's ever been stoned to death with popcorn?"
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2 comments:

  1. D'MaOctober 19, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    I'm not sure why, but this conjured up images of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. I guess because popcorn could never destroy us. hehe

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  2. Michael MockOctober 19, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    Oh, great. You just had to think of it, didn't you? Now we'll all be destroyed by a giant popcorn kernel!

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