I think my warranty has expired. Seriously.
I went to bed last night, and I was feeling fine.
This morning... have you ever woken up with a crick in your neck? For no good reason, you can't turn your head - oh, and it hurts if you try.
Well, that's how I woke up this morning... except it's not my neck, it's my right knee. It bends just fine, it just doesn't want to straighten all the way out. So I'm limping, just slightly, because it hurts rather a lot if I try to walk normally.
I am vastly irritated by this.
My best guess as to the cause is that one of the cats was sleeping on my legs last night. Maybe he kept it in a funny position, or held it still for too long...? Or, maybe I'm just getting old.
"Hey! You kids get off my lawn!" ...Nope, I can't do it. Not with a straight face, anyway. I guess I'm not that old...