A friend of mine on Facebook started a thread in which she challenged us to produce Everyday Nuisance Haikus.
Thus far, I have produced the following:
Curs't JSON service
Won't load o'er http
my form is broken.
Typo in the code
Unable to find service
Fixed! Service restored
I wait at my desk
Send documents for updates
So I can go home
Slow with many cars
The highway inches me home.
Frustrations abound.
Uncleaned dishes wait
The laundry pile is so high
I'm a bad adult
Feel free to add your own in the comments. It's surprisingly therapeutic.
I wrote a few about my dogs last year. Here's the best one:
ReplyDeleteMoistly, brown eyes plead;
I melt and deliver treats.
I'm a pushover.
Love it!
DeleteI don't know if you're familiar with the SPAM-ku Archive. In excess of 19,000 haikus, all on the subject of Spam. Highly recommended but in small doses...
ReplyDeletehttp://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/archive.html
Dear God, truly?
DeleteActually, on second thought, that makes a bizarre sort of sense...