The ants on our window just spelled out "WHERE IS EMBASSY?" followed by "WE NEED ASYLUM".
Kevin Costner just put his gills back on and bought a new boat.
The signs that say, "Do Not Cross If Water Is Above This Marker" are underwater.
So are most of our highways.
The elephants in the zoo are practicing snorkling with their trunks, and the monkeys are trying a to cut a deal to ride on the giraffes.
One of my friends just got a new boat. It was an F150.
Carnival is now offering cruises to downtown Houston.
There are fish on the biking trails... and caught in the chain-link fence.
"It's a golf course!"
"It's a marina!"
"It's a golf course *and* a marina!"
The ducks are finally preparing to implement their plan for world conquest.
There's an old guy in College Station wandering the streets with a hammer and nails and demanding to know how long a cubit is.