Ambrose the amber-assed antelopeI can't possibly be the only one who's heard of this, can I?
Had a very shiny ass
And if you ever saw it
You would say it was made of glass
You would think that it was brass. [updated 2015-12-13 - see the comments]
All of the other Antelopes
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ambrose
Join in any antelope games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Ambrose with your ass so bright
Won't you be my backup light?"
Then how the antelopes loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Ambrose the Amber-Assed Antelope
You'll go down in history!"
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I'm very disappointed in the Internet right now.
How is "Ambrose the Amber-Assed Antelope" not on youtube somewhere? The closest thing I can find - the absolute closest is a variant version of the lyrics, featuring Adolph the Amber Assed Antelope, in text on somebody's blog. Okay, fine, here goes: