tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post4258992258282727581..comments2024-03-27T23:42:36.619-05:00Comments on Mock Ramblings: Life Without Video GamesMichael Mockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-4753972397589096462016-01-14T23:44:18.262-06:002016-01-14T23:44:18.262-06:00Fortunately, Astrophe is a ridiculously patient ca...Fortunately, Astrophe is a <em>ridiculously</em> patient cat.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-44211226631255080912016-01-14T23:43:21.661-06:002016-01-14T23:43:21.661-06:00Captain Meowy-Pants Stupid-Alarm-Clock is properly...Captain Meowy-Pants Stupid-Alarm-Clock is properly named Astrophe; all the rest are merely... well-earned titles, bestowed by his subjects. <br /><br />Oddly enough, the cat was not the one involved in furniture/lampshade parkour. That was pretty much the boys. They don't intend to be destructive, of course; they just don't understand why everything in the world wasn't engineered for them to climb on or slam into. The idea that things might simply break under their weight, especially as they get older, is deeply weird to them.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-20029416530952077082016-01-13T17:18:41.483-06:002016-01-13T17:18:41.483-06:00All things considered, it sounds like they might b...All things considered, it sounds like they might be the death of the cat first. Although, considering he's apparently a furry alarm clock, that might not be all bad. Is his name actually Captain Meowy Pants, or is that a convenient pseudonym for the blog, given the alarm clock tendencies? It sounds like the sort of name a small child might bestow on a pet. Secondborn's fault perhaps? <br /><br />As for lampshade parkour, I'm pretty sure furniture parkour is a traditional feline sport. Lampshade parkour sounds like a natural extension.<br /><br />The hominin servant of a furry poltergeist. Rhoadanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02375561352677522227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-38395339664549283352016-01-12T14:17:56.719-06:002016-01-12T14:17:56.719-06:00Eventually they will become teenagers and will spe...Eventually they will become teenagers and will spend weeks locked in their bedrooms (when they're not in school) listening to angsty music and/ or dubstep as they nap... and nap... and nap...Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775794907218052899noreply@blogger.com